Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. And Today? Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.
Babatunde Olatunji
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
Oscar Wilde
Don't let what you can't do stop you from doing what you can do.
John Wooden
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Confucius
If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change.
Author Unknown
Attributed to Buddha, but this is disputed.
You see things; and you say, "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
George Bernard Shaw
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
Eleanor Roosevelt
If you can imagine it, you can create it. If you dream it, you can become it.
William Arthur Ward
You can never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore.
Christopher Columbus
Whether you think you can or think you can't, you're right.
Henry Ford
Great Motivational Quotes
It's never too late to be what you might have been.
George Eliot
No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero! (Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow)
Horace
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
Thomas Jefferson
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.
William Arthur Ward
There are only two ways to live your life. One is though nothing is a miracle. The other is though everything is a miracle.
Albert Einstein
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Lao Tzu
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Thomas Edison
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Napoleon Bonaparte
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
George Eliot
No-one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Eleanor Roosevelt
Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero! (Seize the day, put no trust in tomorrow)
Horace
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.
Thomas Jefferson
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it; if you can dream it, you can become it.
William Arthur Ward
There are only two ways to live your life. One is though nothing is a miracle. The other is though everything is a miracle.
Albert Einstein
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Lao Tzu
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.
Thomas Edison
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Napoleon Bonaparte
It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain
Young celebrities
Elvis Presley
Bonnie and Clyde
Jack Nicholson
Clint Eastwood with his first wife Maggie, 1965
Iggy Pop and Blondie
Johnny Depp, Kate Moss, Iggy Pop
Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, David Bowie
Elton John
Kurt Cobain
Iggy Pop, 1970
Bruce Lee
Sean Connery
John Travolta
Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder
Johnny Depp and Kate Moss
Problems In The Bedroom
After a few years of married life, this guy finds that he is unable to get it up anymore. He goes to his doctor, his doctor tries a few things but nothing works.
Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?".
The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"
This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says "1 2 3", and suddenly he gets a hard-on.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"
Finally the doctor says to him "this is all in your mind", and refers him to a psychiatrist.
After a few visits to the shrink, the shrink confesses "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured."
Finally the psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor.
The witch doctor tells him, "I can cure this", and throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke....
The witch doctor says "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year! All you have to do is say '1 2 3' and it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The guy then asks the witch doctor "What happens after when its over?".
The witch doctor says "all you have to say is '1 2 3 4' and it will go down". "But be warned it will not work again for 3 months!"
This guy goes home and that night is ready to surprise his wife with the good news... So he is lying in bed with her and says "1 2 3", and suddenly he gets a hard-on.
His wife turns over and says "What did you say '1 2 3' for?"
Good guess Joke
A blond woman walks up to pay for the the stuff she collected in the store.. Here's the shopping list:
1 Apple
1 Bottle of milk
1 Bread
1 Pack of cheese
1 Pack of ham
1 Salad
1 Union
1 Can of corn
1 Pack of gum
As she went to pay for it the man behind the desk looked at her and said: "Single, huh?"
The blond startet giggeling and answerd: "Hi, good guess! How did you guess that?"
The cashier looked at her again as he recieved the money and said:
"Well, it's because you're butt ugly!"
1 Apple
1 Bottle of milk
1 Bread
1 Pack of cheese
1 Pack of ham
1 Salad
1 Union
1 Can of corn
1 Pack of gum
As she went to pay for it the man behind the desk looked at her and said: "Single, huh?"
The blond startet giggeling and answerd: "Hi, good guess! How did you guess that?"
The cashier looked at her again as he recieved the money and said:
"Well, it's because you're butt ugly!"
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